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Fashion Challenges

Men: A Note on Trousers

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Some words on trouser length, width and general acceptability. Just a suggestion. 

1. No ankle-grazers
2. No back-crack*
3. No Simon Cowell
4. No voluminous material (baggy: ok/ tent shape: not ok)
5. No dragging
6. No stained crotches
7. No movement restrictors
8. No cords
9. No gurlfrennnn’ jeans (it does not work in reverse, sorry)
10. No diamante/ bleached rips/ hole in the arse
11. Braces acceptable. String for belts not acceptable

*Take Note: New Legislation on the Cards for Bum Crack offenders as detailed in the Irish Times

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  • Stephen

    I went as far as asking one of my students where he got his jeans recently- lads are up the jeans creek nowadays unless your a skinny jeans muppah or a unique boutique gouger

  • jenniemc

    hahaha. yeah must be hard ‘ol times for the men trying to source acceptably normal (not-too-tight, not-too-loose, not-too-trendy, not-too-traditional) trousers. jeans creek – i like.

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