More gunky false eyelashes than you could shake a stick at, chest hair, tight-fitting gold lamé, a whiff of purple rinse about the Cheryl, a stink of desperado-dye about the Louis, utterly and monumentally BIZARRE trousers, mid-life crisis rock star impresarios, Dermot Saville Row’d to the max, a hatATTACK (props, in fairness), some on-the-money deep berry lipstick, some unprecedented KTZ appearances, dead-animal hair pieces, curiously acceptable medallions, an epic fail of 60′s mod eye make-up and a super slick looking Mary from Ballyfermot.
