A little ode to the snow

Snow is falling
All around me
My shoes are wrecked
And it’s not fun
It’s the season
For thermal undies
These wet socks weigh a tonne

Time for layers and sensible knits
People shivering all night long
Time for snow-boots
And near-death misses
Time for lamenting all the fashion wrongs

I’m gonna have to retire my heels
I’m gonna have to find those manky ski-pants
My legs are too damn cold

Scarves are heavy
Hair is messy
All that make-up
Melted off
All I wish is that the Winter wetness
Would hurry up and FOCK OFF.