Hark the Herald Burberry Sings

Hermione managed to snag one already, the sneaky Mudblood

So Burberry just recently announced that they’re launching a new online e-commerce site early next year, allowing customers to customize and buy their own trench coat with over 12million options. And, I say, it’s about bloody time Burberry! Too long have I spent trawling through rails and rails of black on black trenches, or double breasted camel trenches, or god forbid, the cropped buckled navy trench, only to be walking down the street the following day to spot both Veronica and Isabella sporting the exact replica of my checkered lines. I’m sick and tired of flicking through the newspapers only to spot Alexa parading around in my camel cover-up, or Kate herself sashaying through town in my black  belted jacket.

Finally Burberry, you’ve come to your senses and allowed me to break away from the plebs. I only hope now that at least one of the other 11,999,999 million options is as fantastic as Hermione’s beauty above.

The olden days of having to make do…

Ms Watson before her lucky purchase making do with camel trench numero uno

Camel trench the second....yawn

Zzzzzz....the third