Oh yes it’s that time of year again folks and I’m only bleedin’ over the moon excited about it. You might say I was as excited as a child on Christmas morning……ok ok that was pretty awful but it’s true. I love it all; the decorations, the turkey, the presents, the fight over the correct answer in Trivial Pursuit, drunkenly scoffing half the trifle before realising you actually in fact hate trifle, eating so much chocolate that the only way to describe your swollen belly is by Immaculate Conception…love it all! And this year, to especially embrace the festive spirit, I want a Christmas jumper. But not any Christmas jumper – the most wonderfully tacky and colourful and nauseating Christmas jumper that you ever have seen! And if I can combine my enthusiasm with a bit of arts ‘n crafts, I will fashion myself the shiniest, sparkiest, tinsel-infused ensemble I can do – any suggestion on how to do this would be very much appreciated.
Festive Darcy
I am aware that this could possibly throw my fashion credibility out the window here, but sure feck it – IT’S CHRISTMAS. The more gaudy the bobbles the better say I. Bah Humbug to anyone who thinks otherwise. And if you see me around town doing the 12 pubs of Christmas this weekend, don’t point at me and laugh at the festivity of my jumper. Embrace it! Launch into that Pogues song; la la la la la la bells ringing la la christmas something…..
Tubs and drama child No:1
Tubs 2 and Drama children No:2, 3, 4 etc
*Have definitely been watching too much Jersey Shore when this is the only title I can come up with (oh yea it’s t-shirt time, oh yea…)
