What’s Hot?
Boobs are IN
Bums are IN
Legs are IN
Tan tight are IN (yay! who else was looking forward to this fashion revival?)
Santa costumes are IN
Ditto for pirate costumes – although the sea wench version, not the historically murderous, violent, male version
Holograms are IN
Pre-pubescent and slightly simple-looking gay BFF’s as accessories are IN
Unflattering dresses are IN
Ghastly prints on unflattering dresses are IN
Purple eyeshadow to the browline is IN (obvious non?)
What’s Not?
Dressing to suit your shape is OUT
Stylists are OUT
Paying attention to current trends in fashion is OUT
Natural, accentuating or discreet make-up is OUT
Some other notes:
All pics courtesy of Daily Mail (a big supporter of the show)
Writer has not actully seen the show (yet)
