Who else has got a guilty obsession with Ebay? I march in, buy a truckload of totally ridiculous and unnecessary paraphernalia (but it’s sooooooooooooooo cheap) and then scuttle back under my shell until the sheepishness has dissipated. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve had some blimmin’ marvelous finds – my Moschino belt, my Lulu Guiness lips clutch…but I’ve also had some clangers. The Burberry trench that looked like something from World War 2, the shoe boots with the wobbly heels…

And then I find out that Ebay are offering some newfangled app for your phone that helps you peruse the ‘bay with more focus, more conviction, more hope. Be gone all that mindless rooting through the seedy underbelly of online wardrobes, be gone procrastination and distraction…this app streamlines your searches and pinpoints your needs. Check out Angela Scanlon giving it a whirl on the video below.

On a related note, look at my Brand New Ridiculous Ebay Purchase. A neon orange, Adidas 3-stripe jacket. Did I mention it’s SHELLSUIT? Missy Elliot ain’t got nuthin on me