Yes I know she’s only bleedin’ beautiful, god’s finest specimen, with the longest legs known to Shergar and exotic features befitting a Brazilian Bombshell, but Rosie-Bleedin, Bog Off-Whitely I am SICK to my eyeballs of looking at you. She is EVERYWHERE, and when I say everywhere, I mean hogging up as much trashy gossip space on the Mail online as possible. You scoff, but everyone has that guilty pleasure of schneaking a peak at the latest celebrity trivia, with the Guardian online open in another window in case of nosy-office-neighbour having a gander. (I can be highbrow too y’know?)
Currently Rosie is touring the world promoting her skills as an actress (??) for her new movie, “Transformers: Fiat Punto Strikes Again” or something along those lines. Being seen in, I do admit, some AMAZEBALLS outfits;
Rosie back to Pouting and Walking for you, and Daily Mail, I hear Kate (sorry Catherine) wore ANOTHER high street dress that simply must be reported on. Jaysus, I need to take a break from this Mail obsession…
