How to Model – the Anti-Modelling Way

Posted by sarahmc on Wednesday, August 10, 2011 · Leave a Comment

The Anti-Modelling Guide to Modelling;
There is a new wave of modelling out there. Neither Tyra nor Elle would ever condone this behaviour on their indistinguishable hunt to find “Insert Country” Next Top Model. It’s the Anti-Model way to model. Like the uproar and anarchy of decades past, there is a new era of fashion model who really feel the oppression of being born so bleedin’ beautiful.
There are three main parts to the anti-modelling model. Absolutely no smizing involved.

Part 1 – The “Why the FOCK are you pointing that camera at me??” eyes. Angry look – emphasising the injustice of EVERYTHING. Emo tweens have this look perfected to a T, check out your younger relatives’ Facebook profile pics and you’ll get the idea.

Whatevs

Why are we here again?

Part 2: The “I possibly may have nits” hair smushing. Repeatedly grabbing and scratching at perfectly coiffed “haven’t brushed in three years” hair. Smush and pose, smush and pose – MORE SMUSHING!

Eh, wha?

You lookin at my ass?

Part 3: The “I’m slightly related to the hunchback of Notre Dame” awkward posing. No need to stand up straight for this posing, it’s all about looking SOOO bored/ awkward and WAY too frickin cool for school. Think I dropped out of school when I was 5 cause I was that cooool.