Ah, Irish models. Irish models and boobies. Irish models and boobies and Brendan Courtney. Could life get any better? And sure you may as well throw some bum into the mix. A denim-clad bum. That’s what it’s really all about. Denim Warfare. Are you sick of muffin tops and builders cracks and camel toes? When is faded too faded, bleached too bleached and patterned too patterned? Are you totes baffled at all the new denim rules? Brendan Courtney isn’t; he knows his high-waist from his drop-crotch and his new found vocation to find you the perfect pair of jeans, which every lass (and lad) across the land will know is tricky bizness altogether. Get yourself down to the Jenius-Jeans Style Station every Saturday and Sunday in the Jervis Centre from now until September 10th for some sage advice. And p’raps a little bit of fondling.











