WARNING: the following blog post contains scenes of an IMMENSLEY boring nature. If you are prone to falling asleep willy nilly avert you eyes immediately if not sitting in a comfortable position.Where are the days of the glitz and glamour of Hollywood premiers gone? Lights popping, slebs schmoozing and woops there goes Marilyns skirt (at the perfect paparazzi moment). Nowadays it’s all fake air kissing, posey posey “looking back over the shoulder” smizing, and Ryan Seacrest interviewing anything that walks within 20ft of him. Well this, my readers I had come to deal with. I could check out the clothes, the designers, the shoes and the accessories so all was good. What I have not come to deal with is the HORROR of last night’s premier of “One Day”. This is possibly, NO most definitely the most boring premiere, fashion and otherwise, I have ever seen. And yes with Anne Hathaway as the lead actress I should have known not to expect any sparks but holy moses, snore-fest is not even the word. The Z-list came crawling in their hair extensioned droves to get their piece of the paparazzo action, and really there’s not even one outfit worth mentioning. The only saving grace of the night is the fact Jim Sturgess is actually quite the hunk of junk…Like Big Bird puking.....out his bum

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