Look at this woman (on the right) – so beautiful! So poised! So regal! So elegant! And look at those polished gnashers – are they sparkling? Oh my!
Well you just wait until she BITCH SLAPS THE SHIZZ OUTTA YOU.
This here statuesque beauty is none other than Wendi Deng, wife of Ruport Murdoch by day and enforcer by night. For those of you who missed the bru-ha-ha, Deng was not impressed when some upstart through a shaving-foam pie in Murdoch’s face during his trial questioning. Quick as a whip, Deng vaulted herself across the courtroom, Matrix-style, and hi-chopped the delinquent in full-frontal combat. Or something to that effect. But, whatever about the slap itself, Deng is now in talks to variously; model for Marc Jacobs (they love a bit of jail-bird chic so they do), bring out her own clothing line, bring out her own fitness video, write a tell-all, give motivational speeches and act in a high-speed thriller-action movie.
This here statuesque beauty is none other than Wendi Deng, wife of Ruport Murdoch by day and enforcer by night. For those of you who missed the bru-ha-ha, Deng was not impressed when some upstart through a shaving-foam pie in Murdoch’s face during his trial questioning. Quick as a whip, Deng vaulted herself across the courtroom, Matrix-style, and hi-chopped the delinquent in full-frontal combat. Or something to that effect. But, whatever about the slap itself, Deng is now in talks to variously; model for Marc Jacobs (they love a bit of jail-bird chic so they do), bring out her own clothing line, bring out her own fitness video, write a tell-all, give motivational speeches and act in a high-speed thriller-action movie.
Well I never. Is that what you gotta do to have the offers rolling in? Bitch-slap someone (low-profile) in a bid to Stand By Your Man (said man must be high profile) during some sort of public event (event must be high profile enough for the Daily Mail to cover it). Forget the fashion designs and movie lines, Deng needs to write a Guide to Getting Super Famous, Super Fast. Credit where credit’s due…Deng does know how to work a red carpet frock. She put’s that statuesque bod to good use.
