HIDE
Shield your eyes from those chest-baring t-shirts. Recoil in horror from those low-slung, skinny jeans (why are his legs skinnier than mine?) Duck from that anti-gravity bouffant. The man jewellery! The guyliner! The garish shirts! The hipster bum! Noel Fielding in a hipster run-off with Justin Bieber.
I don’t watch the X-Factor, but I am still very keen to know – who is this man? And more importantly, who are these women? These women that swarm around him, that flock (en masse) back to his party, his cab, his house, his room? This chap has a harem for gawd’s sake. Booted off the X-Factor for bedding the whole of Greater London in one night, as the story goes.
Eeeeewwwwwwwww
Get yourself to Specsavers ladies.
Pics from Daily Mail, Yahoo and AOL
