All I want for Christmas are some….kitchen appliances…
I know we’re like a fashion blog n’all, and sposed to be making like lists of hyper-inflated fashion garments and unethical jewels ‘n stuff, but I’m just not diggin’ that vibe this Christmas. Lordy, what’s wrong with me, but all I want for Christmas are ridiculous, kitschy, naff and over-priced kitchen appliances. Rubik’s Cubes salt ‘n peppa shakers anyone? CANDYFLOSS MACHINE (I hate candyfloss, but irrelevant)! Russian doll measuring cups! Mustache muffin decorations! Conical spice flasks! Pacman chopping board! Lego lunchboxes!
Is it hormones you reckon? Or perhaps because I’ve moved into a new apartment? Or maybe the relentless machinations of the aggressively corporate fashion industry and the subsequent manipulation of female imagery and the exploitation of labour and the unethical sourcing of materials is getting a little tiresome? Stop thinking – to the Candy Floss machine with you!
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