How far do you go for Christmas?
Have you given in to an Advent Calender? Will you dress in red with subtle shades of green for the whole month? Will you tinsify your jumpers? Speak only in Christmas Carols until December 25th? Cycle in on your reindeer to work?
Or perhaps you might sport a pair of these; the most unforgivably ugly footwear this world has ever known?
I might just vomit up the Christmas Tree.