WTF? Cheryl Cole Crotch Shocker on Million Lights Tour
The Genie Has Landed.
Cheryl Cole was beamed into Belfast recently to kick off her new tour. She came from a land very far away; an intergalactic planet that produces sci-fi genies that rely on cleavage to disarm alien forces.
She nabbed the jumpsuit from New York design duo The Blonds...stage costume aficionado’s - popular among those who like the vomited-out-of-a-space-volcano look.
But that’s not the WHAT THE FOCK.
Below is the WHAT THE FOCK. Cheryl grabbing her crotch. Didn’t she get the memo? That particular gem of a dance move went out in 1996 with East 17. NO CHERYL.
And if that wasn’t bad enough, below she has the aggressive boobs and the aggressive growl to match it.
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Photographer: Declan Roughnan
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