WTF? Cheryl Cole Crotch Shocker on Million Lights Tour

Cheryl Cole Belfast Million Lights Tour

The Genie Has Landed. 

Cheryl Cole was beamed into Belfast recently to kick off her new tour. She came from a land very far away; an intergalactic planet that produces sci-fi genies that rely on cleavage to disarm alien forces.

She nabbed the jumpsuit from New York design duo The Blonds...stage costume aficionado’s  - popular among those who like the vomited-out-of-a-space-volcano look.

But that’s not the WHAT THE FOCK.

Cheryl Cole wearing The Blonds Gold Jumpsuit for her Million Lights Tour

Below is the WHAT THE FOCK. Cheryl grabbing her crotch. Didn’t she get the memo? That particular gem of a dance move went out in 1996 with East 17. NO CHERYL.

Cheryl Cole Million Lights Tour Gold Jumpsuit Crotch Shot

And if that wasn’t bad enough, below she has the aggressive boobs and the aggressive growl to match it.

Bold Cheryl.

Cheryl Cole Million Lights Tour Crotch Shot Deux

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Images sourced from:

http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/cheryl-cole-set-to-give-concert-goers-an-eyeful-tonight-in-risque-stage-outfits-3249920.html#ixzz29IQBV5ar

http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2012/10/04/cheryl-cole-in-the-blonds-million-lights-tour/

http://popdash.com/pictures/9567/photos-cheryl-cole-glitters-in-gold-at-first-show-of-a-million-lights-tour

Photographer: Declan Roughnan