WTF: GUEST POST – FANTICH AND YOUNG CREATE TEETH SHOES AND HAIRY SUITS
Fantich and Young create the perfect outfit, just in time for Halloween.
If you’re looking for an interesting addition to your Halloween costume and you’re a creep, then look no further than Fantich and Young’s “apex preditor” shoes.
No, no, no nono, NO. Nooooo.
Fantich and young, what the fock?
We here at What Will I Wear Today are not ones to shy away from outlandish fashion, we don’t mind walking down the street and getting a few stares, and we’d nearly give anything a go, but even for us, this is a tad extreme.
When I came across these monstrosities, I cried. I felt the need to never open my mouth and just mind my teeth. Who does this? Evil people.
Imagine slipping your feet into these, tying the laces, putting your feet slowly on the ground and off you go…. click click click click… not only would the noise of them be a pain in the arse, but look at them? Fangtastic some might say.
What happens if you chip one or one falls out? Do they give you replacements or like, can ya just hop down to the dentist for an auld filling?
Hats off to Fantich and Young for pushing every boundary of fashion and creating these scary shoes. They also added a few gold teeth for “authenticity”. But who will ever wear them?
FYI, the teeth used to make the shoes are plastic dentures, but still, c’mon people!
These babies are one offs, and nawt for sale. Thank fock.
As if that wasn’t enough, Fantich and Young have also created “apex preditor” hair suit.
It all begs the question though, how the hell did Fantich and Young even come up with these ideas?
Whats next? Nail hats?
What Will I Wear Today Contributer: Lisa Milmoe @Lisa_M22
Images courtesy of: www.facebook.com/fantichyoung