WTF? Paris Fashion Week – Flying Machines, Fairy Wings and Toilet Roll Holders

Monday WHAT THE FOCK lets us take a look at Paris Fashion Week from a slightly different angle to our Friday Flash Lust…

Loo Roll Dress seen at Paris Fashion Week snapped by Tommy Ton

I swear I saw that lady sitting on top of my Granny’s downstairs toilet – the posh one, for guests like. The one with the lavender soap and the potpourri and the toilet roll holder. Fanncccchhhhyyy.

Pastel Fairy Wings seen at Paris Fashion Week and snapped by Tommy Ton

Once the domain of cyber-crusties at music festivals, fairy wings have been appropriated by the fash pack, replacing glittery, gaudy, sequinned DIY jobs, with a more refined matchy-matchy look. Topped with a ludicrously expensive scarf natch.

Tartan Flying Machines seen at Paris Fashion Week and snapped by Tommy Ton

A cross between the Reptisaurus in Jurassic Park and a Scottish Flying Machine, fashion, once again, predicts the future.

This is not a bag…this is a picture of a bag…seen at Paris Fashion Week snapped by Tommy Ton

A picture of a bag is a post-postmodern, self-reflexive, self-referential, existential oxymoron of Jungian proportions, but is just really an excuse to buy another bag.